Ah, the Razzies. The metaphorical pin to prick the self-righteousness and self-congratulatory balloon of awards season. This year's nominees for the worst cinematic crimes committed to celluloid have been announced. Here is the full list of nominees:
WORST PICTURE
The Electric State
Hurry Up Tomorrow
Snow White
Star Trek: Section 31
War Of The Worlds
WORST ACTOR
Dave Bautista (In The Lost Lands)
Ice Cube (War Of The Worlds)
Scott Eastwood (Alarum)
Jared Leto (Tron: Ares)
Abel "The Weeknd" Tesfaye (Hurry Up Tomorrow)
WORST ACTRESS
Ariana DeBose (Love Hurts)
Milla Jovovich (In The Lost Lands)
Natalie Portman (Fountain Of Youth)
Rebel Wilson (Bride Hard)
Michelle Yeoh (Star Trek: Section 31)
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
All Seven Artificial Dwarfs (Snow White)
Nicolas Cage (Gunslingers)
Stephen Dorff (Bride Hard)
Greg Kinnear (Off The Grid)
Sylvester Stallone (Alarum)
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Anna Chlumsky (Bride Hard)
Ema Horvath (The Strangers: Chapter 2)
Scarlet Rose Stallone (Gunslingers)
Kacey Rohl (Star Trek: Section 31)
Isis Valverde (Alarum)
WORST DIRECTOR
Rich Lee (War of The Worlds)
Olatunde Osunsanmi (Star Trek: Section 31)
The Russo Brothers (The Electric State)
Trey Edward Shults (Hurry Up Tomorrow)
Marc Webb (Snow White)
WORST SCREEN COMBO
All Seven Dwarfs (Snow White)
James Corden & Rihanna (Smurfs)
Ice Cube & His Zoom Camera (War Of The Worlds)
Robert DeNiro & Robert DeNiro (as Frank & Vito) (The Alto Knights)
The Weeknd & His Colossal Ego (Hurry Up Tomorrow)
WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Five Nights At Freddy's 2
Smurfs
Snow White
War Of The Worlds
WORST SCREENPLAY
The Electric State
Hurry Up Tomorrow
Snow White
Star Trek: Section 31
War Of The Worlds
War Of The Worlds and Snow White lead the field with six nominations apiece, while Hurry Up Tomorrow and Star Trek: Section 31 have five each.
Several of the usual suspects - Nicolas Cage, Sylvester Stallone, Jared Leto - are present and correct, although there are certain performers from at least two of the Worst Picture nominees who can breathe a sigh of relief and count themselves lucky not to be included (Chris Pratt, Rachel Zegler and Gal Gadot, I'm mainly looking at you). That said, I think the Razzies would open them up to an absolute shitshow of abuse from various keyboard warriors had either (or both) of the Snow White leads ended up on the shortlisted ballot given some of the less-than-savoury stuff that went on during the film's publicity tour over their respective political views, so that's probably best avoided.
I'll be very honest with you, there are several films here that I've never heard of, and am probably glad not to have.
Either way, the Razzies will be handed out on their traditional Oscar Eve slot - Saturday 14th March 2026. As the song from Frozen II says, some things never change...
Now we've had the palate cleanser, it's on to the main event. Tomorrow are the Oscar nominations. I've already put my predictions up so let's see how right (or wrong) I am!

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